| 032: charlie james is looking forward. |
[31st Jan. 2010 • 15:26] |
to the masses, either married or graduating: mazel tov.
although i guess i'm thinking that i should be saying mazal tov to all the nerds in the house, too, since these these seminars for the next trimester are looking hella sweet. |
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| 031: charlie james is playing dj to the end of the world. |
[15th Jan. 2010 • 09:51] |
for anyone who is feeling as if the shittiness of shit creek just won't stop getting shittier, listen to this and remember who we are. also, read marla tudor's entry since she's right and it's a scientific fact.
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| 030: charlie james makes a notice. |
[4th Jan. 2010 • 20:30] |
LOCKED TO: Nathaniel NeFarious
you don't know who i am
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hi. i know you probably don't know me, but i'm charlie james and i'm a friend of in cole's group. given current events, i just wanted you to know that cole is probably going to be incommunicado for the rest of the evening. the v.i.l.l.a.i.n. overseers of our group activated his collar, but he's just asleep right now. i figured that you would be the best person to tell, since you're a pretty big hub of his social circle.
we're presently having to do part of our mission right now, but i'll try to keep you on top of things when i find them out if you want. |
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| 029: charlie james is better at offense. |
[2nd Jan. 2010 • 17:07] |
everyone's saying shit about arming themselves, but no mention of shields. inquire within if that's your kind of thing (although wally has a really good selection).
EDIT: i'll be out of the room, but the whole of my inventory-for-borrow/use is outside in the hall in front of S102. there's a list of everything there on a spreadsheet on the door and in the lobby; the lobby list has a bright red header that says S.C. JAMES INVENTORY. if you have any questions, call 310.555.5555.
( PRIVATE TO: Charlie James ) |
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| 028: charlie james was not ready for that snow on the last step. |
[19th Dec. 2009 • 23:10] |
you know, "walking in a winter wonderland" would be more applicable re: having a song stuck in my head for the snowfest than "here comes santa claus."
and while we're at it, who the shit thought up those lyrics? |
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| 027: charlie james is scott summers. |
[1st Nov. 2009 • 11:59] |
sorry if there are any typos in this but i kind of winged it when getting to the network since i don't really emember how to do anything like voice post right now
actually that's why i'm posting becuase if somebody could help me get my computer or pda back on that setting so i can at least talk to people that would be nice
oh yeah the reason why i can't do it is because if i open my eyes i blow holes into things so um if someone could bring by some really solid eyepatches that would be awesome
thanks and sorry if i blow a hole into your shoulder when you come by thanks |
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| 026: charlie james is checking his news feeds. |
[16th Sep. 2009 • 13:56] |
DID YOU KNOW: the yakuza is starting to test recruits for liability reasons? true story.
... well, at least, if the internet and podcasts are to be believed, but i consider them relatively reliable sources. of course, talk of japanese mafiosos making everything standard is making me wonder: anybody in the good old godfather's union thinking this is something they need to implement any time soon? |
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| 025: charlie james has never been more contrite. |
[31st Aug. 2009 • 15:22] |
being infected doesn't change the fact that i said and did some physically and morally revolting things the past few days, and i'm pretty fucking sure that an apology will do nothing for anyone. that being said, i would like to be selfish enough to extend such a luxury of asking for forgiveness of offenses regardless. |
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| 024: charlie james is a zombie. |
[29th Aug. 2009 • 21:28] |
when all of you spoiled imbeciles rip each other asunder like the rabid little lemmings you are, i hope that your parents will only have the honor of crying over a shard of your skeleton. of course, that's assuming that you even have families to come home to in the first place. |
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| 022: charlie james finally schedules. |
[31st May. 2009 • 22:58] |
if there's anything that the trade school life has taught me, it's how to live the life of a transient. packing all my shit in preparation for move-in has made the fact that i have lived out of a suitcase for the past two weeks all the more obvious. granted, going to valhalla and el cabo certainly exacerbated this phenomenon, but that's neither here nor there. moral of the story: a half-holiday well-spent (apologies and great thanks to steve for catching that error), and in honor of the fact that it is now about to end, a list of courses for the rest of semester (since, of course, everyone cares):
- economics
- physics
- aquatic robotics
- hacking 101
- working through it: harnessing radioactivity
everyone's favorite personal development, 1st year
and, since i lost a bet, i am forced to say this so that the entire network can see: i, stephen charles james, split a fifth of whiskey with toni bjorkman and liked it. (unsure what would have happened if i hadn't put that there, but given that this is toni bjorkman we are talking about, i may or may not have either been scorched or iced. you decide. no breasts were fondled in the making of that ridiculous spring break fiasco, including my own.) |
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| 021: charlie james is ecstatic. for once. |
[16th May. 2009 • 15:17] |
when everybody else finally looks in on this and is not writhing in the quad, i want it to be known:
this was all thanks to benita raine and her muffins. mostly benita raine, because she finally made it to the cretaceous. remember this when you make parades and write things into the history books, because she was really the last piece of the puzzle. but really, her muffins fueled everyone.
everyone.
now fuck this shit, i'm going downstairs. |
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| 019: charlie james is doing his pr duty in the present day. |
[8th May. 2009 • 22:11] |
To the assembled spread across time and space: I hope this message greets you as well as it can, given your present circumstances. The Dean has assembled a variety of topics for me to broach with all of you, in order to touch base a week into this debacle. Before I begin: I apologize if some of this information is not brand-new for the assembled audience, but there are some constituencies who have not made the same discoveries that you have, for a variety of reasons. This is meant as a PSA to ensure that everyone is on the same page here as we endeavor to bring you back to Neopolis in a timely and responsible manner.
- As of present, we have finally pinpointed the cause for the Neopolis Temporal-Spacial Diaspora. The Dean's former colleague, a man by the name of Mr. Theodore Reinfeld, was commencing the building of his own anachrometer in his present time and dimension. By unhappy coincidence, his attempts at firing his anachrometer's engine were synchronized perfectly to that of when the Dean pulled the lever on the Caerus at the demonstration. This, combined with the fact that Mr. Renfield and Dean Lethbridge's anachrometers are on the same base setting (thus aligning them further in the time-space continuum), managed to open the fabric of space and time itself -- throwing you, the unlucky and unwitting time traveler, into the vortex.
- At present, all attempts at rectifying the situation are running at full-tilt here, with admirable results. The Caerus is now in working order, and the second mechanical component -- satellite anachrometers, which shall be used to calibrate each group's position in time and space -- are being constructed to exacting specifications by the preeminent scientific minds in Neopolis proper that are not presently sucked up in the dispora. The second component is temporal-spacial mapping, which is a slower process; understandably, due to some of your locations, it is difficult to find an exact date and location. It is heavily encouraged for all groups to report in with information that may clue us into your time and location as soon as it is available, as that is the key to getting everyone home. For those who have already done this, the recovery team and your comrades thank you. Furthermore, Mr. Renfield has pledged everything within his power to assist us in furthering your return to Neopolis. For this, the recovery team is thankful.
- Many, if not all of you, are presently inhabiting multiple dimensions. As such, temporal-spacial pollution is of little concern -- although you should not go out of your way to do whatever you please, as this will still affect the timelines and lives of others in their respective dimensions. Still, it is heavily encouraged that you do not abstain from any activities that would preserve your lifespan until we can return you to Neopolis proper. This is a fact that many, if not all, are probably aware of by this point in your stay in your respective locales; nevertheless, if there is a possibility that someone is not aware of this, they should know of this posthaste.
My apologies for the tardiness of this missive for many of you; however, allow me to assure you that it is due to the present work outlined above that is the sole reason for abstaining from an update of this magnitude. Good luck to all who read this, and any questions that one may wish to field to the Dean shall be answered within in as timely a manner as I can manage. If any messages are immediate emergencies, please flag as such and I will answer accordingly.
( PRIVATE TO: Cole Jones, Regina Ivanova, Steve Glass-Newton )
( PRIVATE TO: Molly James ) |
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| 018: charlie james finally has time to sit down in the present day and check on bros. |
[5th May. 2009 • 01:39] |
PRIVATE TO COLE JONES:
i haven't heard from you yet and not to be really gay or anything but everything i have heard is second hand and if it is as second hand bullshit as i think it is i would really just like to hear a hello or hi or what the fuck this is the faggotiest thing ever i want to kill your fucking boss, charlie, whatever i just would like to hear something
thanks |
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| 016: charlie james is taking notes for the clockwork queen. |
[1st May. 2009 • 16:00] |
for ease of those that are left, could everyone leave a message with their name and their current location (including time, if you know) in this entry? presently, it looks as if we have reason to believe that the p.d.a.'s have access to the network from beyond that of most normal telecommunications. the select few left behind on campus will need this for data in order to ensure a way to get you back as soon as possible.
good luck, keep safe. we're working to get you back, and this is the first step. |
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| 015: charlie james is thinking of the future. |
[13th Apr. 2009 • 00:13] |
( PRIVATE TO: Charlie James )
( PRIVATE TO: Molly James )
really feel like the trip back to the homeland has been nothing but beneficial to my current project. fiberglass pouring forge + robotic sentience in armor trials have been nothing but successful, along with a few other projects along the way. pretty sure we're not looking at a proverbial iron man suit here, but some of its s.o.s. functions are looking to be pretty damn sweet.
oh, news on the street is that there's a hoverboard meeting on tuesday. i mean, for those who have been interested in teams and are finally ready for demonstrations, this may be in your interest. |
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| 014: charlie james is feeling generous. |
[6th Apr. 2009 • 23:05] |
i have five extra sheets of steel if someone's interested in fashioning armor out of that for the next assignment. acme wasn't shitting when they were talking about shipping en masse. |
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